Comment on Boating Skills and Seamanshp Course by Larry Robertie

Larry Robertie — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 23:52:43 +0000

Dead ahead, through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: “Change your course ten degrees east.”
“Change yours ten degrees west,” comes the reply.

The captain responds, “I’m a United States Navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman second class,” the next message reads. “Change your course, sir.”

The captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
“I’m a lighthouse… your call.”

Comment on Saint Patrick’s Day! by Larry Robertie

Larry Robertie — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 23:45:53 +0000

A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in Davy Byrne’s pub in Grafton Street, Dublin, when, O’Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, ‘You’re making out we’re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose.’

‘I’m sorry sir, I………..’

‘Not you,’ screems O’Leary, ‘I’m talking to that little fella on your knee.’

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